Obsolete Celebs

Struggling diva Britney Spears was seen departing the set of her up and coming vid Womanizer wearing a short bobbed wig. She probably thought she had the disguise on anyhow, why not give the paps something to talk about. Although not as dramatic as her infamous celeb meltdown when she shaved her head Sindead O’Connor style, but cummon. An insider tells us that Britney is mounting dudes and sucking cherries sexily in this but didn’t appear to particularly get off in shooting the scene. She was surprisingly professional, if you can believe that.

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It’s not too often when I find hot enough European celebs to post on this site, but today isn’t one of those days. Well it’s not really a celeb event, it’s more made up. But what you see above is nothing but utter, nude European celebrity lingerie. With horny British celebrity chicks like this, how come we don’t see more celeb scandal videos coming from over there? Maybe it’s that they think we don’t give a crap, but let’s be real. I could look at these celebrity breasts, legs and booty all frickin day long, particularly if they’re as hot as Rosie Jones is!

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It’s not as if we really think of Kendra Wilkinson as Heffner’s GF, but more of an overpriced escort servicing rich, old celeb clients. But the story of an overpaid hooker losing a client isn’t nearly as intriguing as one of Hugh Heffner’s ‘girlfriends’ dropping him for a football player! Yep, she’s supposedly dumped the Playboy magnate for Hank Baskett of the Philly Eagles. If you think this is some muffed up celeb scandal crap, Heff is also supposedly getting cheated on by girlfriend Holly Madison with Criss Angel. That’s got to hurt!

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Mila Kunis was shot while on on location of her latest work, Extract. I hear Extract is a comedy about a floral extract plant proprietor but what I can’t wait to see is a couple of very large celeb boobs. While we’re Extracting some satisfaction from all the skin 25 yo Mila is rockin’, we’ll be getting some more when her new action movie Max Payne is released. Why? Because in the movie, this fiery celebrity’s name is Mona Sax, and anything that sounds similar to "Moaning" and "Sex" has to be AWESOME! Here’s to many more Hollywood candids in the future!

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What’s with nude celebrities and Katsuya?  For the second  instance in a week Shauna Sand was seen getting out of her ride at the start  studded Los Angeles hotspot.  Hasn’t anyone notified Shauna that Katsuya is for youthful,  hot celebs who aren’t aged enough to be Betty Ford’s older sister?  I mean, I  enjoy seeing long legs and celebrity panty snaps as much as the next dude, I’d just kind of  prefer they were on someone the league of, say Paris Hilton, not Mother Nature.  Regardless I suppose a panty shot is a snatch shot, right?  Enjoy the 15 minutes  Shauna, enjoy.

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Apparently there was a severe accident that EMS authorities were motoring to during rush hour traffic.  Of course the EMS crews took the emergency lane as it was gridlocked traffic.  This is where Ms. Bitch shows her true colors.  Supposedly, Kim Kardashian had enough of the bumper to bumper traffic and moved into the emergency lane to gain some ground only to stop for a few minutes, holding up the emergency cars.  A bystander knocked on her window for a bit and when she finally rolled it down he saw it was Kim Kardashian and she was going apeshit he tapped her window.  What the heck is wrong with celebs that they think they’re better than everyone else?  Alas, she accepted that she should move her big ass SUV over so the emergency vehicles could get past but was STILL PO’D about the guy tapping on her window!  Kim Kardashian, if you’re out there;  You may be a beautiful celebrity with a nice thick butt, but your big, bitchy ego is deplorable.  Stick to being slutty and parading the only things that people care about, your nude body.

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Paulina Rubio is one hot MILF. The Mexican-born "golden girl" recently performed in Los Angeles wearing a funny-looking brown dress that barely covered her crotch and ass.

With her dress being so skimpy, an upskirt shot was simply unavoidable. Sadly, she was wearing panties. Luckily, they were these sexy-ass golden hot pants that will give you an instant boner! And if the hot pants don’t, Paulina Rubio’s cameltoe definitely will! Do I have to tell you that it did the trick for me?

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I’m aware that most celebrity lovers aren’t exactly crazy about Brooke Hogan. But I am also well aware that us guys love blondes with big tits. Mostly big celebrity tits. So, why not give the female offspring of the Hogan clan a little love? Actually, I have a few inches of love to give her!

The singer of "About Us" may look like she can body-slam you, sit on your face and force you to do her will, and that’s a little scary. But hell, my girlfriend does the same to me, and she’s neither famous nor busty nor rich! And I much rather be Brooke Hogan’s bitch that my girlfriend’s!

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I know that a lot of my readers are not big fans of Brooke Hogan. But I am also well aware that us guys love blondes with big tits. Mostly big celebrity tits. So, why not give the female offspring of the Hogan clan a little love? I can think of a few creative ways to do so!

This chick may look like she can really force you to do her will, just by jumping on you, and that’s a little scary. But hell, my girlfriend does the same to me, and she’s neither famous nor busty nor rich! Plus, you know how many points you’d score if you’re seen out and about with Brooke Hogan?

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I’m aware that Brooke Hogan may not be the most popular female celeb out there. But I am also well aware that us guys love blondes with big tits. Mostly big celebrity tits. So, why not give the female offspring of the Hogan clan a little love? I can think of a few creative ways to do so!

The singer of "About Us" may look like she can really force you to do her will, just by jumping on you, and that’s a little scary. But hell, my girlfriend does the same to me, and she’s neither famous nor busty nor rich! What the hell! Brooke Hogan can certainly impose her will and her boobs on me, I’m game!

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